vivi-n

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will never have the shoes

she/her

vivi-n @tinyvalor3/20/2024, 11:18 PM

There was a void here. It’s gone now. @spiralingvoid

Avarice @Femperor3/18/2024, 8:02 PM

There are two kinds of shareholders. The first will see a goose that lays golden eggs and immediately demand to cut it open. The second type will wait for the goose to lay eggs, but will elect to not feed the goose to save money.

#Your Femperor speaks

There was a void here. It’s gone now. @spiralingvoid3/20/2024, 10:09 PM

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Brett @bck3563/20/2024, 7:58 PM

This is an unironically good metaphor

Internet Janitor @internet-janitor3/20/2024, 10:07 PM

"I bought this goose with the expectation that its laying rate would increase exponentially, but instead it has vastly underperformed with a consistent succession of golden eggs. I have therefore made the difficult decision to slaughter the goose and outsource its egg laying duties to a cat."