So normally, slow websites either time out after a while or throw errors immediately. This one however, easily lets you wait a full minute or more between page loads, and aside from being extremely slow, is completely functional.
With some patience I managed to pick three item, place an order & paid for it with no issue other than Slow.
....how the hell does it do that? Why is it so extremely slow? How am I not getting timeouts?? I have no idea but honestly I'm a little impressed.
edit: it seems to be a lil faster now; when I placed my order pretty much every page load took at least 30 seconds