number one new yournk hater


i heard recently that the average shot length of movies made this decade is around 3 seconds. it is my belief that the average shot length of the episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives that’s currently airing at this airport bar is shorter than 1 second. incredible. how much faster can we go. top scientists believe humanity can cut films with shots as fast as one twenty-fourth of one second. what a world that would be, huh.


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this post brought to you by the restaurant on the tv having the same bowls as Eldoon’s Noodles does in the first case of Ace Attorney 4 and me trying and failing to convey this to my fiance quickly enough for her to see it.