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todd-howard
@todd-howard
Anonymous User asked:

Why aren’t there any titties in Starfield? Literally unplayable.

A true connoisseur knows the real tiddies is the aftermarket thrusters slapped onto the big fuckable ass of your starship, idiot


ShadowHog
@ShadowHog

That's a weird euphemism for fanmade nude mods, but the message is received either way


todd-howard
@todd-howard

It's not a euphemism I want to fuck the fucking spaceships you clod


cybergirlvannie
@cybergirlvannie

Well, looks like you'll be next in the world of "Hospital visits caused by weird sexual practices", Todd. Not known for your judgement, eh?


todd-howard
@todd-howard

yeah im going to go into vacuum and fuck a spaceship long and hard through my EVA suit and the thing ill have to worry about is a hospital visit and not being taken to the sweet embrace of the afterlife from an industrial starships thrusters. do you even fucking think


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in reply to @todd-howard's post:

And, very likely, in the thriving post-market modding scene that will spread their empire to the next We-Swear-It's-Not-Still-Gamebryo-Engine game, ensuring every corner of every procedurally generated world is filled with the juiciest of dicks and the jiggliest of titties, just waiting to be discovered!