my cat was being an asshole and batting at me from the back of the couch and biting me every time i went to pet her so what i did was i rolled onto my back and then picked her up and placed her butt on my chest and her back on my face and my hands under liek. Essentially thearmpit area. and i just wiggled her until she chilled out. and she was content. she purred so loud. i folded her in half and she didn't go anywhere until i fully leaned over sideways to let her go
