I feel like most people would assume that jokes about the 2014 sony pictures email leaks are a bluesky kind of thing. that's fair. (smiles slyly)
they've got a good thing going over there. (raises hands in defeat)
But what I'd like to propose today... is that the perfect home for those jokes? (leans in intensely)
it's not bluesky. it's not mastodon. (makes dismissive grimace, points to each side)
it's right here. on cohost. (holds hand over heart)