me: I would like to log into youtube now
youtube: OKAY HERE WE GO I'M GONNA LIGHT UP EVERY PHONE, TABLET, AND TV IN YOUR HOUSE, ARE YOU READY?
me: uh--
youtube: HOPE YOU DIDN'T LEAVE YOUR IPAD IN THE BEDROOM WHEN YOU DID THE CROSSWORD EARLIER. IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOUR WIFE WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP WHEN I PLAY THAT DUMBASS SOUND THAT MEANS ITUNES FINISHED BURNING YOUR CD
me: no, I have--
youtube: I'M GONNA BUST DOWN YOUR DOOR AND SHOVE A RIFLE IN YOUR MOUTH AND ASK YOU TO REPEAT A FOUR DIGIT CODE
me: I have 2FA set up, please, just let me open that
youtube: TOO LATE ASSHOLE
