you: (casts off a C- joke in a slack thread you'd be embarrassed to post anywhere)
the best kind of normie coworker there is: holy shit. ohhh fuck. no one has ever been this funny. jesus christ
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also:
I want more sodas with more limited edition flavors made up of more chemicals that taste like more abstract concepts and I’m NOT KIDDING
needed to kill some time before a dinner date because my bus route got me here 45 minutes early so I ducked into a bar that’s across from two of my favorite restaurants in town and within 5 minutes was being chatted up by a guy straight out of an I Think You Should Leave sketch who says he’s “using parfaits to keep cool this summer”