my mom wants a Subaru Outback and my dad is trying to convince her to get another car and it's funny cause I don't think they know that Subarus are the lesbian cars and it's like my dad doesn't want my mom to become a Subaru lesbian

my mom wants a Subaru Outback and my dad is trying to convince her to get another car and it's funny cause I don't think they know that Subarus are the lesbian cars and it's like my dad doesn't want my mom to become a Subaru lesbian
your dad knows it's a slippery slope. first the subaru, then the plaid, then the doc martens... your mom will be a dyke in no time