Listen, I transitioned the opposite direction and you can pry my cargo shorts from my cold dead dainty effeminate little hands, solidarity
There's no need to worry, kin, everything I could ever possibly need to keep myself safe and happy is held Within These multiple pockets conveniently only an arm's reach away
cargo shorts are extremely practical and nice, I frankly don't care how I look wearing them if I can fit twelve things in my various pockets.
