zhere are two ways to talk to tall people:
climb on furniture until youre at eye level
or
climb on zhem until youre at eye level
you know, i cant decide if its funnier to climb zhem until you are perched on zheir chest and looking in zheir eyes or claws on skin until zhey drop to zheir knees and youre at eye level
my preferred tactic is to pounce onto zheir shoulder from a high vantage point
or to make pazhetic noises and look cute until i get picked up
Two very effective tactics in my experience
