-falls out of zhe ceiling but is wearing a classy maid outfit and is carrying a tea service on a little tray-
OK who was for zhe Assam and who asked for zhe Gunpowder
-comes by wizh a little broom and dustpan and starts sweeping up zhe ceiling tile detritus. also in a maid outfit of course-
Wait....is zhis a yinglet tea house we're running right at zhis moment?