-falls out of zhe ceiling but is wearing a classy maid outfit and is carrying a tea service on a little tray-
OK who was for zhe Assam and who asked for zhe Gunpowder
-comes by wizh a little broom and dustpan and starts sweeping up zhe ceiling tile detritus. also in a maid outfit of course-
Wait....is zhis a yinglet tea house we're running right at zhis moment?
🐺 scampers in and sits down
💚 Follows behind with gentle hoof clops.
🐺 One London fog, chilled please! Arhf
💚 Passion fruit ice tea, for myself please!
Coming right up! -starts reading a book called 'How to tea'-