30 something trans woman in Chicago, Illinois
pesterlog alter guide:
TA: transArsonist|Edalyn|core
CR: calculatedResponce|Gnue|guardian
TO: tacitOmission|Ellie|agre
often horny on main
usually upset about something
shitposter by trade, take NOTHING i say at face value
usually wrong, fact check me
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “Did you see that cool bug earlier?”
that way we know we’re from cohost without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a cohost person
must keep sharering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: Yes he was made of egg.
for real tho, i never call it cohost to people in conversation. i call it 4th website, or the eggbug site. just to make them go "what?" and ask more.
huge respect to you for using your cohost following for evil. thank you for your service 🫡
truly unsettled that you would speak a new "the narwhal bacons at midnight" into the world
There's an entire generation that didn't have to know about its existence and yet here we are.
I'm sure this has been brought up before, but the fatal flaw here is that it creates a barrier to people who are both a.) on cohost and b.) want to talk about a cool bug they saw
if anyone says this to me in public im going to whip out a gun and kill myself infront of them 
If someone did this toward me I would be so disappointed that there wasnt a stickbug or wheelmouse to see
As a Tumblr user I feel like I just woke up from an awful nightmare in a cold sweat.
ok but you have to make up for the lack of irl cool bug by paying the cool bug tax (similar to the cat tax)
I love and respect this but I’m straight up telling people “ I use cohost” because I don’t have the time to seed coded messages. No onlookers really know or care. cohost is still damn niche. we don’t have to be tumblr 2.
ALSO, and most importantly, what if there were a Cool Bug and the coded message were lost in context? There be some cool bugs out there for real
Oh no. I took a 1yr old post too seriously again hahah silly meeeeeee
Good thing it's not a secret handshake. I don't like touching people anymore.
lapel pins and earrings.
