i oughta start doing completely unrelated-to-lcorp au art of pan n frank like they're little fandom men I'm obsessed with um uhh
magic au where frank is an arcane scholar hiding a curse and pan is some kind of silly charlatan trickster with language based magic he just pretends he doesn't know about... guy that can blow you up by shouting really loud but he just does like. goofy sleight of hand tricks on the street
meanwhile franks up in some kinda big dumb wizard tower going insane lol. maybe they flee with their forbidden [cursed] knowledge and enlist pans protection? teehee ^-^

