used to be it'd take teams of men days of chipping away with pickaxes to unearth a single decent nugget of chicken. nowadays they just mark out a plot and blast huge holes in the birdrock

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used to be it'd take teams of men days of chipping away with pickaxes to unearth a single decent nugget of chicken. nowadays they just mark out a plot and blast huge holes in the birdrock
massive, horrifying chasm in the earth from which thousands of 1m cubes of uniformly textured chicken breast are quarried
(honestly this still sounds better than raising and killing a creature with a nervous system)