it's suzy

@trashbang

there she is

she/her
binarypartitioned.space/

— hitscanner apologist ⚡
— tired trans woman ⚧️☣
— not always grumpy, she just looks like that 💀
— level/environment designer 🔨
— Current work: Skin Deep (at Blendo Games) 🐈

📍 Adelaide, Australia

Private page (for friends): @garbagegrenade

it's suzy @trashbang5/31/2024, 11:09 AM

stroggo @stroggo

it's suzy @trashbang5/28/2024, 1:08 PM

Me: I think trans women should have free laser access.

Them: for hair removal?

Me, picturing myself in reflective goggles and a lab coat amidst a conflagration of my own making, lovingly cradling my instrument of vengeance: hair removal, yeah.

stroggo @stroggo5/31/2024, 5:51 AM

About that..

In what is the strangest case of the red-dodgeball I will likely ever experience. I've returned to this shitpost having just been given a 40W laser.. "just because / no strings"

it's suzy @trashbang5/31/2024, 11:09 AM

[thinking rapidly] trans women should have free gundam access. for... for hair removal.

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🔞⛧DENI⛧🔞@RadDanArt5/28/2024, 1:25 PM

Dr. Karen Ross voice: Put 'em on the endangered species list

Bruno Dias @bruno5/28/2024, 1:29 PM

[looking at a blackened smear on the floor] well the hair is certainly gone

burnout: koboldise @kowobold5/28/2024, 1:34 PM

Make sure to practice proper laser safety and wear the appropriate goggles for the wavelength of the laser you're using :3

Turfster @Turfster5/28/2024, 3:50 PM

Another banger, my friend

@gkrnours5/28/2024, 5:08 PM

I might need a lab coat and reflective googles

Dr Cassandra Granade @cgranade5/28/2024, 8:32 PM

I'm married to a laser physicist, we definitely make sure to have laser access in all possible forms.

(Fun not shitpost fact: we do not own a dining table, because the laser cutter in our living room takes up too much space.)

Holly Wednesday (Dr.)@doctorwednesday5/29/2024, 4:20 AM

It's really more of a particle beam

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maddie @ninecoffees5/31/2024, 5:57 AM

ONLY GIRL I KNOW WHO GETS GIVEN RANDOM HEAVY EQUIPMENT AND RIOT CONTROL GEAR FOR NO REASON

stroggo @stroggo5/31/2024, 11:59 AM

Maddie.. friendo.. those specific gas masks aren't used for riots.. well.. at least not by transwomen

Noxulous of Fyth @Noxulous5/31/2024, 11:11 AM

Damn.. I totally have uses for an industrial laser...

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Anzekay @Anzekay5/31/2024, 11:35 AM

imagine shaving with a beam sabre

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