noted silly goose and amv enjoyer. 26.
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at the end of a long week Keiko is like Miles I need to get blasted and watch nature documentaries. Miles O'Brien on the other hand I know the second he has a single toke he is anxious miserable he thinks Sisko can tell he's high (he can) and is gonna fire him (he won't)
Keiko is massive chilling watching some historical drama and Miles is like this chair hates me. you can never really sit in any chair. what if the Dominion nukes us
Keiko and Bashir work together to make a strain that doesn't do this to Miles. He tries it and spends two hours saying the absolute gayest shit possible, then refuses to ever touch it again.
yeah if miles ever has a positive reaction to weed he's being like that post abt the guy who would be like aw man they only had the xans that make you do gay shit haha
Miles finally breaks down and agrees to try Keiko's giga-weed. The instant he inhales he gets paged to the cargo bays to deal with an "emergency" which ends up requiring him to spend the next 8 hours crawling around machinery on his hands and knees while Bajoran merchants scream at him. When he finally gets home, he discovers his kids have been transformed into tribbles via unknown space shenanigans; Keiko is furious at Miles for some reason, and Bashir insists he'll have the matter sorted out "very soon".
"Oh god, what if Molly can tell. What if she then tells the Major? I can't go in to work after that, hearing Julian call me Mary Jane Miles"
