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[WARNING: MURDER ON THE WARP EXPRESS SPOILERS INSIDE THE MEME.]

I've already had this kind of meme in mind for a while even before... well, the hugenormous spoilers. Who do you think would be the funniest to be revealed as the youngest Sinner? My money's on Meur, but I'm extremely biased lmao

Note: Read "Toobman" in Tyl Regor's voice from Warframe for the intended effect. And yes, "Gear Aging Moment" is indeed a Guilty Gear reference, if you know you know lmao.

Everything underneath this line of text will be under a read-more.

I've already had this kind of meme in mind for a while even before... well, the hugenormous spoilers. Who do you think would be the funniest to be revealed as the youngest Sinner? My money's on Meur, but I'm extremely biased lmao

Note: Read "Toobman" in Tyl Regor's voice from Warframe for the intended effect. And yes, "Gear Aging Moment" is indeed a Guilty Gear reference, if you know you know lmao.

Everything underneath this line of text will be under a read-more.

credit goes to a friend of mine on discord

Lily woke up from what had been one of the most pleasant dreams she had in her life as of late. It was a wonderful one - like she's spending a day in paradise.

Only when she opened her eyes for real did she found herself fallen straight down to hell - to be specific, a bed colored entirely in a sickly yellow glow.

She knows well just what kind of individual has a taste for the sore eyes - Noxious Yellow, a notorious, uncatchable thief who spells utter doom for whoever owned what she stole. And...wait. What could that mean if Lily found herself right in the villain's bed, now?

...

No. No way she's that thief's targets right now. She's a thief, not a kidnapper! This would be out of character for her!

Quickly, Lily closed her eyes tight, hoping to herself that she merely just fell into a simple nightmare, or she's still stuck in another layer of that heavenly dream. She remained silent for several minutes, even when she could hear what's blatantly an alarm clock ringing right next to her. She refuses to give a thought about it, thinking this nightmare is one she can wake up from.

"Lily! Wake up~"

Unhesitatingly, Lily opened her eyes wide, hearing a strangely familiar voice in the thief's room. And her gaze met a figure familiar to her, one with light skin, a freckled face, long, ginger hair, and wore a sleeveless top accompanied loosely with a jacket. She teasingly tickled on Lily's nose.

"...Tansy? The fuck are you doing here?" Lily asked, bewildered at the sight. "You shouldn't be here, Noxious Yellow could bust our asses at any moment for getting near her treasures! She's nasty!"

"Wait, is that so, love?" Tansy questioned Lily, pulling her right out of bed with an unsettling smirk that continues to keep Lily bewildered.

"Whoa, what the fuck do you know about Noxious Yellow? And what's with that face?" Lily asks Tansy, unsettled.

"All I'm saying is...Are you sure she'd be nasty against intruders?" Tansy winked teasingly, before turning around and putting on an eye mask with a distinctly recognizable, yet noxious color....

"...Tansy, mate. What does this mean." Lily asked, an unsettling feeling growing in her stomach.

"What could it mean, hm? Don't you wanna find out?" Tansy teasingly replied, as she dons a peculiar-looking top hat, and her hair shifts color from ginger to a radioactive yellow.

In trepidation, Lily makes one more attempt to put a stop to this. "No. No no no no, Tansy, TANSY! Just be blunt, you fucking weirdo! Please!" She has her gaze locked dead on the transforming Tansy, as the rest of her clothes turn a radioactive, noxious shade of yellow along with her.

"Ooooohohohoho~ So you'd already know who I am...Magenta Apocalypse?"

That line made Lily's blood run cold, freezing her in place.

"Of fucking course I'm no idiot, but JUST TELL ME! PLEASE! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME, TANSY!?" Lily yelped like a cornered dog, pulling out her dual palm-blasting gesture on the ready.

"Well then, since you're so smart...I'd like to steal your heart!" Tansy answered...right as she completes her transformation into what Lily knew as the notorious, Noxious Yellow.

"How the FUCK are you gonna do that, huh?" Lily retorted, still maintaining her defensive pose.

"Well, first of all, do you wanna know how I found out about you?" Noxious Yellow inquisitively asked with a devious stare.

"No!" Lily curtly refused, right as she fired a magenta-shaped explosive ball from her palms, which Noxious Yellow swiftly sidestepped.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? But...but...you're my girlfriend! Surely you'd like to know everything about what the hell I've done for you!" Noxious Yellow said with a gasp, surprised at how Lily was swift to reject.

"Oh screw off! If I found out myself that you're the same thief, I'D DEMAND A BREAKUP! In fact, I'm demanding it now! IRRIGO, GOODBYE!" Lily angrily threw back at her, climbing up to a stray window before unleashing a far bigger ball of magenta right at the room.

BLAM

And there, Magenta Apocalypse has vanished.

"Hmph. 2-0. Nice try, Magenta." Noxious Yellow smirks, and then re-opens her eyes once the strange magenta has dissipated.

"But don't count this as your last~ Because you wiped your mind, we're gonna see again~ I look forward to you..."

...okay i don't know why i keep snooping around for spoilers for a story i dropped almost exactly a year ago and won't go back to

BUT,

Out of all the ways I could've guessed the WARP Train event was going to go, that was... not. My first exposure to Ruina may have been the Love Town storyline, but... why would they decide to go the route they did in that event? And what does this mean for the next Canto? To the Don Quixote fans who were blindsided by this event, you have my condolences. (Unless you're fine with what happened, in which case good for you! I'm glad you're eating well. Maybe.)