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a helicopter is a contraption. no arguments on this point. it's shocking they make a sound other than "1930s toontown awooga car struggling to turn over"

• rotor held on by single, large nut and milspec thread lock
• steered by using a rigid plate to suggest where rotor blades should go
• most energy converted to noise
• piloted only by levers, dials and valves
• fragile and prone to explosions
• vehicle with the most catostrophic accidents in it's class

a helicopter is a steam locomotive

Watches (smart or otherwise) are gizmos, as are cheap knockoff portable game gizmos like you might find on Wish

A gizmo is a device of dubious quality, intent, usefulness, and statistical likelihood of explosions.

Nice >:]

I'm bad at introduction posts, and I'll probably think of like a million things that should be in one that aren't in my bio already, but I can always make a pinned post down the line if the brain worms demand it :3