twi

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i'm the body selling robot and i'm always selling bodies

breaking into mausoleums doing something naughty



  • also a cat obvs
  • does art, video, coding, gamedev as executive dysfunction allows
    • (godot, zig, some c/c++/c#. if you need a programmer hmu on twitter or something)
  • 日本語はあまりできませんけど、学ぼうとしています
  • very autistic, probably inattentive adhd
  • θΔ maybe, nonhuman for sure
  • 29 & kink/sex positive, period
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i dunno what the "orange coffee" from corru.observer is supposed to be like, apparently it was some sort of trend last year or something but looking at the recipes online i definitely didn't wanna go full "just pour some orange juice in that shit, idiot"

however i have paw-squeezed half a small orange (not one of the tiny mandarins that you could hide completely in your fist if you had big enough hands, but a california mandarin, which is just kinda small) into like 4-6 oz of regular ass coffee and it's pretty decent cold or hot tbh. i wanted to spritz the zest over it but i couldn't manage to express the oils; i think that orange had been sitting in the fridge awhile, given that the peel was pretty dry, but also i never do that so it could be that i just suck

anyways i'd say give it a try if you also thought that sounded peculiar and interesting; it's quick and easy and you get to eat the other half of the orange


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