"Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuck me, I can't do this. I can't. No more. I'm- I can't fucking breathe. Computer- computer fucking sedate me. Priority override, authorization just lights fucking out you silicon bitch."
– Iana Lange, 2369 ("Isn't It Nice To Have A Computer That Can Talk To You?")
Iana Lange was a Starfleet officer, renowned as a chainsmoking neurotic, pansexual 'diplomat', and preternatural disaster magnet, who served throughout much of the 23rd century. The highlights of their career were centered around assignments as commanding officer of the Federation starships USS Botkin, USS Kinbote-B, and the USS Incandenza, all of which were destroyed in incidents that continue to appear in Starfleet Safety Board final exams. Renowned for their ability to arrive on the scene moments before shit kicks off and resolve apparently-hopeless situations through the liberal application of blind panic, Lange played a key role in major turning points of galactic history, much against their will.