For years, our publication has been forwarding milk as the family friendly beverage—Coca Cola tacitly endorses cocaine use, Pepsi is woke, and Sprite asks you to obey your thirst instead of our Lord and saviour. Unfortunately, after a 4-month investigation, we've uncovered a shocking secret about milk that the world needs to know. Many dairies are trying to corrupt our youth by adulterating milk with a liquid produced by cow br**sts. We'll be publishing our findings in the following weeks but in the mean time we ask all concerned families to safely dispose of any milk in your refrigerator right now. If you or your children are thirsty, we still endorse both cranberry juice and Pocari Sweat
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in reply to @bcj's post:
Where does your publication stand on plant-based milks? I’m having difficulty weighing the pros and cons. On the one hand, no br**sts involved. On the other hand, woke. Any insight you can offer is much appreciated
Great question! Sinful to drink because woke but allowable in cooking anywhere you were previously using milk and cranberry juice doesn't work as a stand-in replacement
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