you haven't lived until you've plotted and schemed with a beautiful girl who is a little bit evil



i'm the body selling robot and i'm always selling bodies
breaking into mausoleums doing something naughty
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you haven't lived until you've plotted and schemed with a beautiful girl who is a little bit evil
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: gus is the cat at the theatre door. his name — as i ought to have told you before — is really asparagus, but that's such a fuss to pronounce that we usually call him just gus
i HAVE to start meowing more