two

actually the number two IRL

Thanks for playing, everyone. I'll see you around.


I've always thought the best part of staying in a hotel or motel is drinking the little individual capsules of milk from the fridge, and it turns out you can actually just buy those, and $36 for 240 capsules of milk is an extremely tempting price even if it comes out to paying $10 per litre of milk. I wonder why the reviews are 2.7 stars though...

Four stars
High Quality, Long-Lasting Milk
I grabbed a pack of this milk to provide sustenance on my trip to North Korea as I felt I could not guarantee a steady supply of Milk if I did not.
The small packages made it easy to smuggle (do not ask me how) but made it somewhat inconvenient when preparing a bowl of cereal.
The longevity meant that it lasted through my entire stay, even the involuntary portion, with a few months left to spare.
All in all, perfect score: 5/7 stars.

Wait, why would... how... oh it says 5/7, it's a joke. I'm a little disappointed. You know what, I don't think I need to spend $36 on tiny individual packets of milk.


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