i highly respect the use of fart sounds but found it became somewhat tiring to hear a lot of them, so i substituted the fart sounds for drums, only for my internet to become much worse shortly after, leading to the discovery that the combination of drum sounds i chose, when played repeatedly at 60hz, sounds uncannily like an extremely long fart. let this be a cautonary tale to you all about the perils of messing with the natural order of the universe (fart sounds).

update: around 15 minutes after making this post and putting the fart sounds back out of an abundance of superstition, the lights flickered once and my connection is back to normal after almost two days of being unreliable. not sure what to make of this one