Recognising the desire for "divination" tools that can be used to gain information about uncertain future events,
Understanding the potential benefits of constructing healthy "rituals", otherwise known as habits,
Considering that microwave oats are one of the more complex breakfast foods, requiring measuring, pouring, stirring, and making sure it doesn't explode in the microwave,
Assuming that the ability to complete one complex task is indicative of an overall ability to complete other complex tasks,
Further assuming that this ability is maintained over the timespan of one day, but not necessarily any longer,
Believing that placing superstition on a morning routine on purpose is a good idea,
I have
Developed a system of Divination via Microwave Oats,
Wherein I attempt to make microwave oats in the morning and use my performance at this as an indicator of how well the following day is going to go for me overall.