I think the only other thing I can say about the protective rain hat is that it's definitely something you would assemble out of random found objects in a point-n-click adventure game so your character can go out into the rain, which they refuse to do without a Protective Hat Of Some Sort.
Open jumbo size toilet plunger
That doesn't seem to work.
Pull jumbo size toilet plunger
Okay, now I have a wooden handle and a big rubber plug-like thing.
Use head-sized rubber plug
Good idea, but it won't stay on my head!
[some time later]
Use hydrochloric acid with trucker hat
Whoa! The whole flimsy top part melted away. Now it's just an adjustable band.
Use old mostly-empty bottle of rubber cement with adjustable trucker hat band
Use sticky trucker hat band with head-sized rubber plug
Nice! It'll stay on my head now. But I'll still get soaked if I go out wearing only this!
Use dull scissors with shower curtain
Hmm, they don't seem to be able to cut through it.
Use pruning shears with shower curtain
Use pruning shears with halved shower curtain
Use quarter piece of shower curtain with rubber hat with band
Gosh, this seems like it might actually protect me from the rain. As you know, I hate getting wet!!
Use protective rain hat
Walk to outside
Talk to teenager
"What the fuck is that you're wearing, bro?"
