two

actually the number two IRL

Thanks for playing, everyone. I'll see you around.


MOOMANiBE
@MOOMANiBE

You are driving home with a bag of takeout food. You're forced to make a hard stop and the bag flies onto the floor, expelling a single french fry onto the dirty passenger floor mat. In your panic to retreive the bag, the nasty fry somehow escapes back into the bag. You caught a maybe half-second glimpse of half of the fry.

Explain how you use your detective skills to detect and excise the offending fry when you get home


MOOMANiBE
@MOOMANiBE

for the record my solution was:

  • separate all fries into "still in fry bag vertically (safe)" and "scattered around the takeout bag interior (dangerous)"
  • observe the scattered fries for identifying marks similar to the glimpse on the floor
  • excise anything from that pool that looks similar (total: 3 fries)
  • eat the rest

SomeEgrets
@SomeEgrets

run the entire bag of fries under water to wash them off


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in reply to @MOOMANiBE's post:

there are only two options here for me and neither is what you want.
option one: do not eat the contaminated fries and be forever sad about your wasted meal
option two: eat the fries with great stress and worry about potential food poisoning for the following couple days
i would say hope this helps but i know it doesn't; i'm so sorry for your predicament

I believe there is a third option here, and that is to eat the fries without any regret, willfully disregarding the memory of what transpired in the car less than an hour before. I myself cannot commit to this because I am human and not a rat, but I truly believe this option exists.

in reply to @MOOMANiBE's post:

I look at the first fry. it only has a 1/N chance of being contaminated. good odds. I eat it. I look at the second fry. same logic. good odds. I eat it. repeat until no fries remain

It sounds like the fry passes the 10 seconds rule so I'd just pretend it didn't happen

If I -had- to do it tho, I'd try not to put the bag back into vertical position and I'd single out the one closest to the border of the bag as the dirty one.
If the bag was already back in vertical position, I'd guess the one most on top of the other loose fries was the guilty one

I don't think I'd wait until I got home tho, that defeats the purpose. The evil dirty would have danced all over the other fries already