okay so there's this post I remember seeing on here but didn't take a proper record of and can no longer find on google. This post has been living in my head ever since I saw it. It went something like this, but funnier:

Clown: Doctor, I'm just feeling down at the moment. I don't think I have enough drip.
Doctor: Ah, you should go see Pagucci in town! He's the funniest clown with the most drip!
Clown: rolling up sleeves to reveal dozens of gold wristwatches But doctor... I am Pagucci...

"Pagucci" and "most drip" are the only phrases I'm certain appeared in the original post.