was standing at my pantry and eating exactly 22 frosted mini wheats out of the box because that's the stated serving size and i saw on the front of the box alongside the cereal it had just a separate bowl filled with nothing but blackberries, like "how do we make our product more appealing? i don't know here's some shit that isn't in the box will you buy this now"
walking out to my backyard at four in the morning barefoot and wading in the thorns to pluck exactly 17 blackberries and eat them all there while staring deadfaced at my raised herb gardens which have gone to seed months ago
