I can read the future, and these are some reviews that will appear on Steam in a month's time once Dwarf Fortress is finally officially released on Steam.
Not recommended 👎
- Tried to make a fortress. None of my dwarves could dig, didn't know how to make them. Tried again, this time it worked, but they dug into an aquifer and I died.
Recommended 👍
- CLOWNS. CLOWNS EVERYWHERE. I COULD NOT STOP THEM. THEY'LL COME FOR YOU TOO.
Not recommended 👎
- I hate Carp more than I've ever hated anything, even more than I hate my wife
Not recommended 👎
- The graphics were ugly so I went and tried to find better graphics settings and now I'm in the matrix and I do not know how to escape help me
Not recommended 👎
- Clearly rips off Rimworld, don't bother playing this, play Rimworld instead.
Recommended 👍
- Clearly rips off Rimworld, but I like Rimworld, so play both this and Rimworld :)
Not recommended 👎
- I don't like having !!fun!! (Note: 4000 hours played)