...you have soundly sounded the sounds of a sound.
All four use cases of this word have different origins, too: sound as noise comes from the latin sonus, sound as in healthty comes from the germanic geshund, which you'll recognize from gesundheit! Sound as in ascertain is also latin, for "under the waves", but is not related to the use case in "Puget Sound", which comes down from the norse word for swimming.
Language is wild, man