every time I read the acronym "ERP" and it means Enterprise Resource Planning and not the other thing I am taken aback
this is the curse of the Extremely Online: to know that every acronym you encounter on the job has a second, far hornier meaning

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every time I read the acronym "ERP" and it means Enterprise Resource Planning and not the other thing I am taken aback
this is the curse of the Extremely Online: to know that every acronym you encounter on the job has a second, far hornier meaning
one person’s enterprise resource planning is another person’s erotic role playing
I am a mental health therapist so to me it usually means Exposure and Response Prevention, a treatment for OCD. Even though I am a therapist, I still regularly snicker when people talk about CBT.
Naturally you mean this, comrade https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ej%C3%A9rcito_Revolucionario_del_Pueblo
cloud erp software is either proof that furries run the industry or that a lot of people are really into final fantasy 7
my dad works in IT and every time he mentions ERP, my soul flies out of my body for a brief second
With one you've got SAP and the other you can... "S" a "P"
Quote from a meeting today: we are optimizing our BDSM to facilitate our ERP. Of course we really meant optimize our Big Data Storage Management to facilitate our Enterprise Resource Management. My eyes are up here people.