"I've done it!" the biologist proclaimed. "At last, after years of research and testing, he lives! He lives!"
The thing stood up out of the vat, dripping from the viscous goop that surrounded it. It leaned forward as it attempted to understand its surroundings. The biologist walked forward with outstretched arms. The two embraced as cheese and salsa dripped onto the floor from the creature.
The biologist sighed in bliss, unbothered by the mess and relishing the creature's warmth. "At last, I have found true love. I have created the perfect boyfriend."