Geoff Keighly claims that this is one of the greatest years for gaming in recent memory. He believes that he can create such a spectacle tonight that it can distract us from the massive layoffs, horrific working conditions, the silence of the games industry on a war machine it supports, and above all else, how incredibly fucking stupid the game awards are.
I believe that not only are the game awards bad, they are on the whole worse then a 25 year old game for the sega dreamcast called Sonic Adventure.
And I intend to prove it, through the power of DEMOCRACY.
Tonight, me and my friends will be streaming both the game awards AND sonic adventure TOGETHER. Additionally, i've created a machine to keep track of YOUR VOTES so that YOU can help decide which is more compelling, Sonic Adventure or Geoff Keighly's House of Fun? Watch as me and my friends get drunk on wine that will probably make me sick and attempt to figure out what the fuck is going on in either of these experiences!