- weak to crosses
- apparently immortal
- engenders community through a blood-sharing ritual
- castles and cathedrals dedicated to him, the two most vampire hangouts ever
- got really shiny in the sunlight that one time
Human life is more important
than property values.
All human beings deserve to be treated like human beings, not just straight white cisgendered males born in the US or its allies.
Nah, Vampires burn in sunlight. Plus Jesus himself wasn't into that fancy stuff. More likely he was a zombie what with being a cannibal who came right back because his death wasn't a headshot.