He asked "can you break a hundred?' and I told him 'yeah but I would really prefer not to'
Look. I feel for you. I really do.
Nobody wants to break a 100. We'd all prefer the denomination didn't exist.
But many of us aren't well enough off to be able to afford to treat $100 bills like the worthless paper they ought to be when some other asshole uses one to pay us back for something. So, like, somebody's gotta break the hundos sometime.
Sorry it was you, tho.