Stephen Moffat sitting down at his desk, writing out "And then the Daleks started shouting 'Doctor Who!?'" and giving himself a congratulatory pigeon to eat.
"Alright, so there's this woman, River. And she's a total mystery the Doctor has to unravel."
"Alright, so there's this woman, Amy. And she's a total mystery the Doctor has to unravel."
"Alright, so there's this woman, Clara. And she's a total mystery the Doctor has to unravel."