It's 3 in the fucking morning. If your dogs are barking for more than 5 minutes straight I should be collecting money from you.
The problem is I don't know which house it is and am I really about to get in my car to find this fucker's house? Probably not.
Y'know dogs just bark because they're bored and people left them outside sometimes? They just bark at nothing? They must have very durable vocal cords.
Edit: the pitch and timbre of this fucking thing make it very clear too. Like a hacking cough when you're out of breath.
Anyway I have a fan to try and drown this out.