Welp. I'm realizing tomorrow I really need to jump on this "returning thing I actually didn't want to the store" business.
Lesson learned is that I shouldn't spend money while sleep deprived and with this idea that "it's more convenient at this exact time go go go"
On the upside I did look up their return policy and I'm still within the allotted time. I kept the box and everything. They only give out store credit BUT; I can make the most of it. After giving it more thought I'm shopping alternatives and I have a few in mind.