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i like snakes and a free palestine

aside from the aforementioned affection towards snakes, i also hold a great deal of fondness in my heart for hollow knight (i am extremely normal™ about collector), rain world (miros birds are the best creature i will not be accepting criticism on this), command and conquer red alert 2 (kirov reporting), in stars and time (one must imagine sisyphus stuck in a time loop), and about a million other things.
i played through slay the princess and spent the whole game pretty much completely ignoring her in favor of dicking around with the narrator (there is no good ending because the narrator always dies) and the voices (contrarian is the best one), which probably says a lot about me (i am aromantic asexual (this will not stop me from rebugging horny™ shit that i am tangentially interested in)).
fuck it i'm a girl now (still he/they tho)
i also like to draw and make games & shit.


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in reply to @pawdrugs's post:

I think a lot about the time I'd see someone who was really quick to condemn a bunch of fantasy kinks as "dangerous" while also... being extremely careless with breathplay posts. Talking up how Not Dangerous it is if you just do a blood-choke and presenting it as like an entry-level kink. As if "novices performing erotic asphyxiation while following an online guide they read like twice" isn't already the setup for a ton of ambulance calls.

personally i got tired over the years just of reading the same wankers over and over again say shit like "BUT SNAKES AREN'T MAMMALS" and then act like their manic pixie blorbo is somehow more realistic

you can really tell how selective some people's concept of "realism" is real fuckin' quick, and it usually tells you a fuckin' lot more about them than they'll ever know about you

i have literally seen people with straight up serial killer/gore fetishes absolutely losing their shit at the thought of adults wearing diapers and colorful clothing or pretending to be four-legged animals online, but THEIR fantasies are perfectly a-okay and normal so stop asking questions because fantasy does not equal reality in THEIR specific cases but it does in YOURS because it makes them feel icky 🙂🙂🙂

(ftr i am not condemning any of these kinks but the hypocrisy still makes me lmao)

"reach age 25 with no friends that aren't secretly afraid of them" yea...

I know some people speed running it: 20 year olds showing up in my dm's because I liked a pic of the wrong kind of sexy lizard, slowly alienating every social circle they touch

meanwhile the mf'ers into clothing tf casually drop pearls of wisdom that sprout like seeds from the finest gardens, cultivated to sustain through the harshest of seasons

This reason right here is probably why I have a much easier and pleasant time talking to my fans/viewerbase than other artists. Especially as an artist who's over 40, I'm just seen as some creepy weirdo who needs to be isolated from others. I have very few friends who know how to filter my strange flaws; they've stayed with me for years, despite my dumb mistakes, and I love them all to death. ♥

Yes, god, well said.

My favorite bit is how they talk like they just absolutely know that "porn normalizes real acts," and then when you actually bother to look it up, every single study on the idea concludes anywhere between "no apparent correlation, seems weak" to "porn correlates with less sexual violence, especially toward kids and vulnerable cohorts."

Which, of course it does. Demented behavior comes from sexual repression. The priests, the closeted, the fascists, the theocratically oppressed. It's denying yourself and hating yourself and building up a complex about it that makes you have massive cognitive dissonance that lets you do awful shit without acknowledging it.

Half these MFs are just falling in line out of fear, and the other half are hiding kinks so dark they're boiling their brains and trying to larp as a paladin online to throw us off the trail, setting everyone else on fire lest we find out their horrible secret.

The weird thing to me is that it's pretty clear that pornography is a media experience like any other, one that has as much artifice and as many conventions as any other genre of film.

Overwrought visuals and grotesque, elaborate aesthetics are all trying to substitute for missing sensations and smells that the medium lacks; this is just as true of goofy orgasm moans or weird facial expressions as it is of the massively artificial Foley crunch of a hypersaturated CGI cracker in a commercial.

i honestly gave up on exploring any kind of sexuality because it just felt like too much trouble.
its not like im DYING for any of it but for me i think at this point im happier passively walking on the other side of the street than dealing with the constant anxiety that im gonna get beaten and dragged through the proverbial street cause im just #different

Always find that those types assume consent is "you do what I say without questions and I get to say anything you've done or will ever do breached my consent" and usually the former with threat of the latter...

they ain´t wrong, some of the coolest and chillest people i´ve met have been freaks not only, that but they will even give good advice on the topic of consent and what red flags to look out for. meanwhile the most puritanical hello kitty uwu mother fuckers on the internetl not only will send you death threats and try to ruin your life over, say kink art that hurts no one, but will turn to be secretly abusers as well.