v3launchunit

i like snakes and a free palestine

aside from the aforementioned affection towards snakes, i also hold a great deal of fondness in my heart for hollow knight (i am extremely normal™ about collector), rain world (miros birds are the best creature i will not be accepting criticism on this), command and conquer red alert 2 (kirov reporting), in stars and time (one must imagine sisyphus stuck in a time loop), and about a million other things.
i played through slay the princess and spent the whole game pretty much completely ignoring her in favor of dicking around with the narrator (there is no good ending because the narrator always dies) and the voices (contrarian is the best one), which probably says a lot about me (i am aromantic asexual (this will not stop me from rebugging horny™ shit that i am tangentially interested in)).
fuck it i'm a girl now (still he/they tho)
i also like to draw and make games & shit.


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PC36
@PC36

if i hated my dad i'd hook up with an apple dealer but luckily he's pretty cool


PC36
@PC36
  • the fact that my dad is a doctor is left unstated and implied
  • using the phrase "apple dealer" as if it is a normal phrase
  • "apple dealer" implies a relationship more analogous to a drug dealer than your typical apple seller
  • using the phrase "hook up" which can be interpreted as "to have sex with" (very intentional decision to leave it like that)
  • while "he" does refer to my dad, a fact which is obvious given any analysis, shitposts are often glazed over, so someone may be confused as to who "he" refers to at first glance
  • all of these things make the post confusing

v3launchunit
@v3launchunit

i just assumed the "apple" in "apple dealer" was referring to the computer company and that this was a dig at how awful macs are


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in reply to @PC36's post:

and here I thought you meant someone who worked at an Apple (the tech company) store, and that they'd be such a bad influence on your dad (who wouldn't realize the slow corruption) that you could only do it if you truly hated him.