- the fact that my dad is a doctor is left unstated and implied
- using the phrase "apple dealer" as if it is a normal phrase
- "apple dealer" implies a relationship more analogous to a drug dealer than your typical apple seller
- using the phrase "hook up" which can be interpreted as "to have sex with" (very intentional decision to leave it like that)
- while "he" does refer to my dad, a fact which is obvious given any analysis, shitposts are often glazed over, so someone may be confused as to who "he" refers to at first glance
- all of these things make the post confusing
i just assumed the "apple" in "apple dealer" was referring to the computer company and that this was a dig at how awful macs are