v3launchunit

i like snakes and a free palestine

aside from the aforementioned affection towards snakes, i also hold a great deal of fondness in my heart for hollow knight (i am extremely normal™ about collector), rain world (miros birds are the best creature i will not be accepting criticism on this), command and conquer red alert 2 (kirov reporting), in stars and time (one must imagine sisyphus stuck in a time loop), and about a million other things.
i played through slay the princess and spent the whole game pretty much completely ignoring her in favor of dicking around with the narrator (there is no good ending because the narrator always dies) and the voices (contrarian is the best one), which probably says a lot about me (i am aromantic asexual (this will not stop me from rebugging horny™ shit that i am tangentially interested in)).
fuck it i'm a girl now (still he/they tho)
i also like to draw and make games & shit.


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I know that Hollywood has gotta hollywood but approaching MINECRAFT of all things with the cynical "woah isn't this all WEIRD" humour is baffling to me.

Minecraft is beloved by all ages because it stokes the imagination, it's peaceful and zen but with a stressful dark side when the sun goes down. It's about you making your own fun and magic with the building (literal) blocks provided.

The idea of having people show up in this world and be like "man this beats, this guy is such a tool, wow well THAT just happened I guess!!" seems to be the most by-the-numbers missing the point ever.

Maybe it will change in the film itself but I'm not holding out hope.

Also that one shot of someone having broken a tree block leading to a tiny block floating in front of them to pick up... Not every game mechanic needs to be "a weird part of the world", jeez.


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