I feel like I've opened a door, fallen down a flight of stairs, and landed in someone else's extremely uncomfortable ongoing retelling of the myth of Pygmalion.
This feels seriously unhinged.
Like, someone is actually using Wikipedia as a nexus for their anime girl.
PHORM: That's right, there's the articles. Now let's talk about the articles. Can we talk about the articles please, Jimbo? I've been dying to talk about the articles with you all day, okay? Wikipe-tan, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Wikipe's articles get sent back to me. Wikipe-tan, Wikipe-tan, I look through the articles, this whole category is Wikipe-tan! So I say to myself I gotta find this girl. I gotta go to her profile, I gotta put her articles in the girl's goddamn inbox! Otherwise she's never gonna get them, they're gonna keep coming back down here. So I go to Wikipe's profile and what do I find out, Jimbo, what do I find out? There is no Wikipe-tan. The girl does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Wikipe-tan, you gotta be kidding me, I got categories full of Wikipe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Kasuga in the commons and I knock on his door and I say, "Kaaasuga, Kasuga! I gotta talk to you about Wikipe!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Kasuga in the commons Jimbo, half the editors in this website have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
JIMBO: Okay Phorm, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
