- Take William Shakespeare to a basketball game (I think he would enjoy it and would probably include a basketball scene in one of his plays)
- Give H.P. Lovecraft a Fruit Gusher (this would kill him)
- Take the United States Founding Fathers to a screening of Everything Everywhere All at Once (again, this would kill them)
- Take the Italian Futurists to Buca di Beppo (it wouldn't kill them but they would hate every minute of it)
