pouring my mcdonald’s lemonade through a v60 so i can strain out the pulp like a normal person. also fuck pulp
ok here’s the thing about pulp. over the summer i went to Knoebels in pennsylvania. it was great. i got a fresh squeezed lemonade out of a stall shaped like a big lemon. roller coaster tycoon shit. it wasn’t “fresh squeezed” as a marketing term either, when i ordered it the teenager working there took a lemon out of a cooler, sliced it in half, and juiced it with a machine that might be older than my dad. no pulp. the freshest possible lemonade and it had no pulp. why the fuck do we put up with pulp.
My favorite piece of Pulp marketing is when they call it "Juicy" pulp. Like, sir, you realize the presence of pulp lowers the percentage of Juice in the carton, right?
