we're just speedrunning inventing a more different dog

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we're just speedrunning inventing a more different dog
🍖 Hello, friend. Would you like to chomp on this meaty morsel?
(Proceeds to play keepaway until both parties settle into a session of rip and tear)
Me, a gullible mark: Here, Limpy, my entire bucket of chicken is all yours, grow healthy and strong
I heard a story about a coyote doing this when I went to Yellowstone...but that was 20 years ago, so another coyote must have picked up the trick too!