Why would I look at tags I already know I want to see rather than have an algorithm persistently nudge me to check out a bizarre assortment of everyday stuff it has collated for me based on a logic that is wholly alien and inscrutable. I need a fully animated and voiceacted eggbug who drops into the timeline and shouts HEY MICHAEL HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT #WAFFLE IRONS OR #MINNESOTA
