covering my body in big huge blankets has me realizing what i truly long for is a huge thick wizard robe with giant sleeves i can hide magic runes in and tuck my hands into to keep them warm. why doesn't anybody make those?? i want it!!!
i am approached by a crowd of horrible scabby children ah, worry not children, Kirune the Moisturized is here i reach into my vast sleeves and retrieve a dozen miniature bottles of lotion and chap stick please, partake of my potions the children begin chanting my name and singing my legend as i leave town with all of their parents' gold and silver
